just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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