Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
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