Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
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