I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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