Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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