so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
Randomize
