I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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