therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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