it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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