i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Randomize
