I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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