Swine flu. Run for my life!
i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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