I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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