hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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