i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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