I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
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