is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
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