pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
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