well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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