you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
this just has baby written all over it
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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