And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Oh god it's open bar.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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