I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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