I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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