somebody snuck up and got me drunk
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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