i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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