i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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