Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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