If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Randomize
