Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
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