If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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