Got a toothbrush?
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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