just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
What a dumb baby whore.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
When did angry sex become our thing?
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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