she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Randomize
