Christians are straight up FREAKS
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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