I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
Randomize
