I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
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