did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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