I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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