The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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