Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
is it fun? or sober?
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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