Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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