dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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