i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
do nipples grow back?
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