what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
She's not a foreskin expert like you
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
last night I used snow as a chaser
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