I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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