just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
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