Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
Randomize
