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I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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