Just fell off a train. Bad.
Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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