Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
Randomize
