I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Green mimosas i think yes
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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