Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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