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(207): View more from Maine

I think we should see other people.

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Already working on it.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS

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(309): View more from Illinois

Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?

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I decided to mark my territory.

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(585): View more from New York

Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.

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(559): View more from California

You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka

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(310): View more from California

Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits

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(425): View more from Washington

oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture

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this is why i will never break up with you

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