and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
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