Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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