He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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