so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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